I Ate the Wrong Bagel

So, I have been going to the bathroom every hour since I ate a so called “dirty” bagel.  So here is how it goes…

I took a bagel from my wife so she could securely hold Ben after church.  Judy Pursley told me that Ben said that Bagel was “dirty.”  Now I am holding this bagel, that looks delicious.  It’s after church, and I am beyond hungry.  At that moment that I am chatting with Judy and Ken Goodfellow, I think that this bagel is probably not dirty.  The reason I think so is because I think that Ben may have mistaken this good bagel with a different bagel that was dropped outside, which I threw away.  So, thinking that my son made a mistake, and briefly inspecting the bagel, no dust, no dirt, no pebbles, looks good right?  So I ate it.  I figured, even if it was the dirty bagel, I’m sure it can’t be too bad, I mean I’ve done that before… I know that’s gross.

So, I ate lunch, and apparently right after lunch, my insides now feel like that want to be outside.  I knew it wasn’t the subway, I knew it was the bagel.  So what did I learn?  My son, knows what he’s talking about.  I hate to say it, but most of the time, I usually think that when it comes to decision making, my son is usually wrong or has no idea what he is talking about.  But I have to realize that maybe he knows more than I give him credit for.  

And the other is regardless of how hungry you are, don’t eat food that fell on the ground.  I mean there are so many more healthy options out there.  Even at home, I have more bagels... like.. cleaner bagels, undropped bagels.  Also, that 5 seconds rule... that's a bunch of crap!  You will get germs instantly in your mouth... and your stomach will hate you for it.

​Yeah, nothing theological, just all about needing to do better at being healthy. 

Now, I have to go to the bathroom…. Peace out everyone!